ACCTG/ECONOMY 101: Wife to her Accountant husband:
“What is Inflation?”
Husband:
“Earlier, you were 36-24-36.
But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION.”π
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples —
Interviewer: “What is Recession?”
Candidate: “When ‘Wine & Women"’ get replaced by ‘Water & Wife’, that critical phase of life is called Recession!!”π
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives:
— Monopoly should be broken.
— Competition improves the quality of service.
If you have 1 wife, she fights with you!
If you have 2 wives, they will fight for you!!π€£π€£π€£
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Humor me.. ππ
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